Tricks and Treats

Okay, so it's too late to buy it for this halloween, but just think how scary you'll be wearing this number next year:

This is my first ever death metal t-shirt, except instead of "metal" you substitute "orchestration" and instead of "death" you say "pointillistic." But other than that...

And if you are scared just by looking at the above shirt, and need something soothing, or you just really want to buy a t-shirt today but you're not the type to have fraktur lettering on your apparel, here's something that's opposite in nearly every way (happy instead of scary, tonal instead of atonal, white instead of black, modern sans-serif instead of old style fraktur):

Order one or the other — or, better yet, both — on the T-shirts page. Happy Halloween!